Name: Antiquity

DOB: Sometime in 1996, specific date unknown.

Previous aliases: "E=mc²", "quoth the raven, nevermore", "old lace and arsenic", et al

Notes: Proceed with caution, as this subject is considered armed and dangerous. If you come into contact with said subject, immediately rinse eyes for 15 minutes with 6 mol. HCl, wash mouth out with Ivory soap, then dry and style as usual.